Wijits of thought: Archive

GOING TO BALLROOM DANCING CLASS!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Jan 25th

Jan 23rd

I always feel bad

when the housekeepers come and I’m home and have to go to the bathroom. They clean those first. But I don’t want to go because they don’t speak English very well and I’m afraid they’re saying, “Stupid bitch, I just cleaned that!” when I do. If I have to, I’ll pee, but I ain’t droppin’ a deuce with them there. It just seems mean.

Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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What is Brain?: I'm having another one of those... →

frauruhig: Someone to give me killer back massages in trade of sexual favors. Sometimes I think I want a male housewife. Someone who cleans, and has a hot delicious meal ready for me when I get home from a difficult day, someone to listen to my complaints and tell me that I am capable of anything I set my… STEAK AND A BJ!!! Srsly. Men need 5 things to stay happy. Provide them and...

Jan 20th

So...for the Superbowl episode...which is probably...

gucciandbanana: The promo, or the songs? No. The question is…why Bruce Springsteen?

Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

ashajay: So I decided to just take a personal day tomorrow so I can go to Grayson’s funeral. My mom can’t go because she has a doctors appointment but my friend Brandon is going to pick me up and take me. It’s almost bittersweet because the only time I see a lot of these people are at camp so it’ll be nice to see everyone, I just wish it wasn’t under these circumstances. I am glad that I’ll be...

Jan 20th

Breaking News!

afreshwhisper: this was literally just made public guys it’s an announcement from NASA NASA sent a deep space probe to planet Giveafuck and confirmed i wasn’t there.

Jan 20th